How awkward.
New blog post!
NEW RADIO CAREER
NEW THING THAT CAN’T BE NAMED
it can only be..
oh god dick and dom
Horrible Jubilee ?
Right. I’m only giving out very little information about Sunday, as well as a pre-warning that I’ve come across upon my searches.
The Horrible Histories cast look like they will be appearing on TV at/around 4pm, as that is the time when Her Majesty The Queen will be showing up at Tower Bridge.
After a few emails back and forth, I have gathered information that Simon Farnaby will not be attending, due to other commitments, and there will be no public access onto the bridge so spectators will have to watch from down by the river and look up.
Also, if anyone does plan to go, please beware that there seems to be a Jubilee Protest going on from noon onwards at Tower Bridge. I happened to find this. Please be safe if you plan to go, and don’t end up with that lot.
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Source: atthefinishline
Guys. Guys. Guys! FANS!!
Today in the UK.. actually, tonight, at magical Matenee (don’t ask) night at Colchester in leeds..
OMG. ONE OF THE MODS MAY LIVE THERE. FROM YKYBW…
OMG.
There’s a certain bearded man who’s dancing at a theartre there.
And i want you to (mid performance), after the performance, before etc. wish Ian good luck.
Not even kidding, he seemed pretty
OMG WTF!!! Show. I’m so nervous. Simon <3.
..
nervous yesterday.
So, everyone spam @DIHarryBatt’s twitter (and ask for Ian, ok? He’s a bit INCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!! and divide by zero (canon is canon and real life is real life) has hit him..)
(he can’t reference himself unless in the third person, yeh?)
I have the opportunity to make costumes for the CBBC characters Hacker & Dodge. I decided to go for a st. Patricks day theme and made leprechaun costumes. These are the finished costumes but i am yet to make the hat.
OMG. Sweet!
*You could buy a teddy hat from a teddy shop and spray it NEON green… hehe
Source: costumesbymaddie
look at this photo… what do you see?
a stunning girl. the kind of girl guys all wish to be with and girls all wish to look like. the kind of girl that you’re looking at right now and a part of you is jealous, because she’s so beautiful.
Not long ago at all, this girl took her own life. strange, isnt it? someone so beautiful, someone who looks so happy, someone i personally would do anything to be like… was pushed far enough.
most of you looking at this won’t have had the pleasure of meeting this beautiful young girl, but i did. she was my friend. she was someone i looked at and admired for her strength. she even saved my life once. and now she’s gone forever. i guess heaven needed a beautiful angel like Kim.
R.I.P Kim Ashworth, 1997 - 2012. Taken too young, but never ever forgotten.
I know she would of absolutely loved a bunch of notes on a photo of herself on tumblr, so do this for her.
I love you kimmy. I wish you were here to see how much everyone cares about you <3
Rest In Paradise you beautiful angel.
(via tabbykatification)
Source: sarc4sm
Funny Email Forward I Received
(Ahaha I’m the:
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.
^^ That is ridiculously true for me too. Don’t pick me up, annoying. if I’m interested you’ll KNOW about it lol)
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PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS
A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s
personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK THESE DRINKS IN A PUB … (NOT AT HOME)
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.
WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don’t.
WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is… and you’re in.
SPIRITS SUCH AS CC, WILD TURKEY, SOUTHERN COMFORT
Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of personalities. Love to be laid!
Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually – you’re in!
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, COWBOYS, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait……
.
SPIRITS SUCH AS JACKS, BEAM & BUNDY
Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard
Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they’ll
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IF MEN DRINK in a PUB.. (As always, very simple and clear cut.)
CIDER
He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER
He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.
CASTLE LAGER BEER
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
IMPORTED BEER
He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
GUINNESS
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
WATER
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid
WINE
He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
VODKA OR BRANDY
Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
PORT
Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
WHISKY/JACK DANIELS
He doesn’t give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
JIM BEAM
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into
getting laid.
RUM OR TEQUILA
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC
He’s gay (blatantly) - don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change.
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Source: zosogis
Simon, on the other hand, lives and breathes nerves.
Ian, is nervous. And you should berate him. DO IT. :)
There’s another one. I said to Ian yesterday ‘Don’t break a leg man, good luck with the show.’ I think I shouldn’t have done it, mainly because I didn’t get a reply, but Simon did.
Sherry can be used with bovril to make some potent kind of “drink”..
and a headache cure.
judging by the taste of port..
and vegemite..
wtf is that man on?
Source: youknowyourebritishwhen
My village is hosting a scarecrow festival to celebrate the Jubilee, and someone made a Jeremy Clarkson one. The neighbours (including myself) have found that it actually slows down the traffic!
Even the Top Gear crew have seen it, and it’s on their website here
Oh god.
Source: youknowyourebritishwhen
Got this back from Asda a few years ago, still makes me chuckle.
Source: youknowyourebritishwhen
Best thing. ever.
HALF WHITE BREAD..
AND HALF MULTIGRAIN.
BEST. INVENTION. EVER
Source: youknowyourebritishwhen
